Monday, January 24, 2011

How Many Times in a Day...

As a mother, how many times in a day can you:

  • Sweep the kitchen floor.
  • Wipe off the kitchen table.
  • Clean off a high chair tray.
  • Wipe off the counters.
  • Pick up the same toys from your tornado, havoc-reaking one year old.
  • Wipe a snotty nose.
  • Wipe a bum.
  • Hang up the hand towel in the kids' bathroom.
  • Pick up the throw pillows from off the floor and put them back on the couch.
  • Push in the table chairs and barstools.
  • Wipe off smudgy fingerprints off the stainless steel appliances and black cupboards.
  • Get a sippy of milk out of the fridge.
  • Refill sippies.
  • Answer, "What?"
  • Say, "Please put _________ away?"
  • Say, "Be nice to your sister."
  • Say, "Did you wash your hands?"
  • Say, "Quit (fighting, biting your fingernails, whining, complaining)."
  • Say, "Go get back in bed."
  • Say the word "no".

It's never ending, but I guess I would rather be doing these things countless times a day than sitting in an office working, away from them.

9 comments:

Margetts Fam said...

You forgot 'Stop licking your nose" but other than that I think you summed up my whole day and it is 2 o'clock! Love your blog!

jessica said...

For sure!

me said...

thank you thank you for the attitude check...i would much rather be here then sitting in an office all day away from my children.

love bug momma said...

that about sums it up.

The Turners said...

Haha I totally feel the same way! It's exhausting but so worth it!

Karlee Turner said...

So true! I was just thinking some of those same things and I only have one! Gotta love em though, snotty noses and all :)

Tiercy said...

Wow, you have a way of putting things in perspective. Great post.

Anonymous said...

Amen Babe! And cherish every one of those moments because they go by so fast even though some days seem like they will never end!! Love those little ones! They are precious.

Hermana Macy Udy said...

So you too, huh?! The joys of being a mother, but I as well would much rather be doing all those things than sitting in an office and missing it all.