Sunday, August 8, 2010

I Swear

Sometimes motherhood just makes me want to swear - you know, REALLY swear. As much as I refrain from actually saying those colorful words, I must say things can run rampant in my head. (Do I get extra points for not actually letting them loose?)

There's the good swear: "You are so ******** cute!"



And the not so good swear: "You little ******* you gave your baby sister a black eye?!!?!!"



And of course there are many more 'not-so-good-swears' that I just won't mention when it comes to the whining, fighting, tantrums, hour-long-dinner-eating-sessions, etc., etc. Now I know why my mom would just let them loose sometimes when I was growing up - it's just part of being a mom.

15 comments:

me said...

I couldnt have said it better! and i do think we should get extra points for not letting them slip out!!!

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Debbie said...

Glad to know you are human like the rest of us!

Karlee Turner said...

Cole and Lily look like twins (minus the age difference!) in that picture! They are both beyond adorable.

The Turners said...

I love how blonde Lily is! And I totally understand what you are saying. I know I just have one but, wow, does he make me swear sometimes. :) Kudos for not letting it out!

Tiercy said...

What a very real post. Sometimes I feel like I am the only one who has a hard time with those moments of parenting. I am glad to know what I am feeling is normal. =)

Your kids are darling! Even with her black eye, I just want to eat Lily!

Ty and Masha said...

Just yesterday I had one of those swearing episodes (in church!!!) but I did it only in my mind when Mila puked on me for the 50th time and I went home. So, I TOTALLY understand. Lily is SOOO cute. She totally looks like her older brother.

Laura said...

I would pay BIG MONEY to hear those colorful words come out of Ashlee's mouth! HAHA
As for the blonde Lily and her lovely black eye...she still is so **** CUTE!!!!

Kristin said...

I too say some colorful words under my breath. I occasionally let a moron, or brat come out too (in my head) Maybe I shouldn't have just admitted that on your comments page. Yikes, LUke is coming, I shouldn't let him read this....he still thinks I'm perfect. :)

Kristin said...

All that and I didn't get to say how Lily kills me with that blonde hair. LOVE IT!

iammommahearmeroar said...

Ashlee - You can buy the elastic on etsy. Just do a search for elastic. Hope that helps!

Cheri

Hafen Crew said...

I can't believe how blonge Lily is! She is so **** cute!! I love your little pirates.

TURNER TALES said...

Ashlee, you're a super cute mom!! I can tell you....I do a lot of swearing under my breath!! However, sometimes those words just slip out!! So good for you for keeping them in!! LOVE your pictures!! All are super cute!! Love ya!!

jessica said...

You're hilarious...mostly because it's to true. Can I just copy and paste your entry to my blog because I feel the exact same way!

Luke and Kellie said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one!